Beat to Hell, Total Loser of the Middle East: Trump Just Went Nuclear on Iran After That Wild Apology

Iranian President Masoud Pezeshkian drops this surprise pre-recorded video on state TV, basically saying, “Hey Gulf neighbors—sorry about all those missiles and drones we’ve been lobbing your way. My bad. Won’t happen again unless you let someone attack us from your soil first.” He even blamed it on some “miscommunication” in the military ranks, like […]